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this is the world series
every 3 months or so, this comes back up on my dash. i will never simply scroll past this. #neverforget
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey,
I am afraidTHIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
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I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
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Anonymous asked:
wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..
rationalisms Answer:
this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum
WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.
LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.
PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.
DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.
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Shark baby
I’m laughing so hard look at this lil bby he’s the happiest mf on earth life is gorgeous
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